You are all correct! We have been (will be) broadcasting from the Antipodean world of Next Thursday via advanced wireless technology beyond your wildest dreams. The unusual feature of our 10,000mW Super-Deluxe-Amplitude-Modulated-Mono (SDAMM) signal is that it will harmonise with your fillings. Any and all offers of relay-forays into the shadows of the past are warmly welcomed. Pleaseby Gabriel Syme - Broadcast announcements
Hell-o, Katz and Kittnz. This is Gabriel Syme, your old acquaintance from Next Thursday's future world. To commemorate 12 years since our first emission and ten (10) years since our last broadcast, we have cobbled together yet more future events spanning 5 days into what you perceive as “the future” - all finely tuned to amuse, shock and thrill you into a state of mild rapture, bordering on inby Gabriel Syme - Broadcast announcements