Re: Voice of Next Thursday (VoNT) Emission

You are all correct!

We have been (will be) broadcasting from the Antipodean world of Next Thursday via advanced wireless technology beyond your wildest dreams. The unusual feature of our 10,000mW Super-Deluxe-Amplitude-Modulated-Mono (SDAMM) signal is that it will harmonise with your fillings.

Any and all offers of relay-forays into the shadows of the past are warmly welcomed.

Please be aware that the email address provided in the radio feature (which was originally a superposition of numerous eigenstates) has collapsed into a state of permanent disintegration. As a result, it will be inaccessible, starting Next Thursday - our apologies.

Indeed, Bah Humbug!